Religious Humor

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MAY NOT BE READING YOUR BIBLE ENOUGH.

--10 The Preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians ... and you check the table of contents.
--9 You think Abraham, Isaac and Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60's.
--8 You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.
--7 Your favorite Old Testament patriarch is Hercules.
--6 A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in Psalms.
--5 You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn't listed in either the concordance or the table of contents.
--4 Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand: "Who gave you this stuff?"
--3 You think the minor prophets worked in the quarries.
--2 You keep falling for it every time when pastor tells you to turn to First Condominiums.
And the No. 1 sign you may not be reading your Bible enough:
1) The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual bedtime story: "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors."